what the problem is momo's....this be Meester, the one and only pimp, Lover.  Whaadup whaadup to all my xangay peeps..what the problem is?....so i got great news....ive met some1 new... i knw i knw, im still in love with laquisha, but this person jst gets me in heat....mee so horny, yea baby..meow!!....so i was talkin to this whack ass filipino kid called Jeff....sup cuz....so jeff tellin bout his room mate...thats when i fell in love....his room mate is a super hottie...yowza!!....Shazzam!!.....i had instant hard on....i saw a picture of this mofo and boy is he hottness...the discription of him is ooo  sooo kool too.....check how hot this mofo....he sleeps at 10:30 yoo..damn dat means butt sex way earlier than usual!!...thats how meester liek it....i hear he's got no friends, thats kool though so i can fuk him all to myself....i love little white boys....yea baby....welll if u guys are wondering how he looks like i got a nice hot pic of him...check it out momo's get ur issues ready, cuz u will mosdef explode...

....ahhh dats censored for all u that wanna peak at his fruit...major hottness...i lub chicks with dics and tits....oooo look at his little wee weee...sooo distrubing but soo cute...awwwwwww.....da dream dike of all dikes....her name is Gaberiel Adams.....shes atheletic too...she plays tennis...i hope she doesnt break a nail...god for bid...ahhhh isnt she cute...i think im in loveee....i mean i still love laquisha...but you knw.....oh weellz...meester cant make his midn up.....so till next time xangayers....keep off my girl and her fruit ....cuz it aint for sale...BIA!!

Halo evreboady...Its Meester one more time up in this shizz...pass that slut y dontcha...u knw wat xangayers lately ive been feeling down ...some times things in life just dont work out....u knw grades, family, friends, sex life, social life....sigh im just a mess...and i think i knw why...i miss my baby Laquisha...lately it hasnt been the same...im fealing really down, when i jerk off i shoot blanks, when i fuk other hoes i cant seem to rise to the occasion....its whack mofos...my heart skips everytime i think of LAQUISHAA....heres a picture of my baby:

u bitches better get off my shiiit...she's my one and only....Laquisha i knw we've had hard times but think about the good times....i knw how u hate when i steal ur food when ur eatign that 24oz steak, i knw i have my flaws baby..understand, im only 110 pounds...i might not be perfect but i knw what love is...and ur my one and only...im hopin u feelin the same way...i really miss you, i miss you i really do...so please come back to me ....a life time without you is like a mice without cheese, my pudding bear....

Its meester Evreboady.....bringing you shits and giggles 24/7 ....i have added a section entry for HOTTIE OF THE WEEKKK YAY!!!....he makes my blood sizzle YOWZA!!! INTRODUCING

Bboy SIXPACKALAKA

oOoO heee soo HOT!! ....i didnt knw ethopians were this cute....i want to take him home, introduce him to mommie and....FEED HIM!!!.....MEESTER so bad!! 

This is Meester..aka krul..up in da shizzae....hows everyone been!?...well its been ok here with me....enjoying the single life....me and my magic fingers have been gettin along really good ....i feel pretty oh so pretty...yes i am!!! ....so anywayz i was up at club Cocoa Bunghoe last night, shit was poppin....drinkin them wine coolers sliek it was H2O...hell yea yo!!....so i was lookin for some fine ladies to dance with....hell yea mofos....movin on with laquisha das right jiggas!!....well i saw this one chic...yo i swear this hoe was callin me out...she wanted to battle yo!!....i was like no u didnt!!...and shes liek yes i did!!...and i was like bring it on hoe....and she sliek, itsl already been brougthn!! ..........so yea da hoe goes in the middle...and bitch starts poppin her ass....i wasnt about to let her get away with that shizzz...so u knw how Meester do!!...i pop dat shit...drop it like its hot hot....DIP SET DIP SET!!!.....so this hoe gets a guy from the crowd and puts her leg on his shoulders.....i was liek OH NO U DIDNT HOMEGIRL!!!....so i grab myself a guy from the crowd...a real muscular one too..and i was liek wah wah hoe!!! .....so i put my leg on his shoulders too...but dats not all...dats right xangayers!!!...i out BOTH legs hell yea!!....i rode da guys head yo...ride em cowboy!!.....i swear though when i rode hime...i felt a little tickel down there and i kinda popped a woodee ....i think i choked him too...sorry who ever u were .....i showed dat hoe who was boss though...Meester rides its nice and fast...u knw how i do...well soo much excitement for the night...i cant hink wat else happened...for some reason i woke up in some alley with a condome in my but ...it was wierd.i dotn remeber puttign that their....well anwayz im out like a cuban man in america.....call me up if any of yous wanan get down and battle with Meester...il show u wats up....holla cha boi xangayers...till next time...SHAZZAM!!!